Thrive For Your Kiss, Your Sweet Tender Lips...

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 05:54:13 GMT

Fat Pipe is gone.

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 05:30:13 GMT

Fat Pipe is gone for good. Today is the day we must morn. Remember this day, for it is the day many kids lost their home, they're shelter. R.I.P Fat Pipe. You will be missed. (btw, I did cry walking to karate today. I swear, I'm really gonna miss that place)

So today, after karate, Jess and I went back to my house to get all my stuff to sleep over her house, then my dad drove us to her house. We babysat this ADORABLE kid named Jason. We played Don't Wake Daddy and...I don't know how t spell the other one. Infact, neither Jess squared or I can pronounce it. Well, Jess made money, then we went to Sal's house. Well, actually, we went to the street near sal's house. We just kinda layed on the street, and it was warm out, so Sal wore my sweatshirt because I think he was cold, and almost took it, but I got it back. I have concluded that concrete is quite comfortable and that Jess squared + Jess squared = 2 Jess squared. With that, Jess squared and I have concluded that Sal is not always correct. Tonight was fun, and I would do it again if I could (except for the Fat Pipe closing for good part).

Tomorrow's my mommy's birthday! HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY! I <3 YOU!

<3

So much to write about, so little time

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 22:05:21 GMT

Ok. I have less than 10 minutes to tell you about the past...5 days. Take advantage of this, because when my mom gets my mid-quarter, no one will ever see me again. I'm getting a "in danger of failing" in Spanish and a 55% lab average in science. Well, Wed. was my birthday, as many of you hopefully know. My mommy threw me a surprise party. I love my mommy <3. I was very surprised, because I already had celebration plans for Friday night. Well, I waslk into my household, and like 5 people attack me, causing my Lands' End skirt to go up. At a convieniant time, Marie takes a picture. Boy, won't her mom be surprised when she gets those pictures back. Well, Dennis decided to get into a fight with Liz right next to my PS2, causing it to fall, breaking the fan. Thanks Den! Anyway, since the last people ended up leaving at like quarter to 10, I didn't do any of my homework or study for a huge Spanish test, in which I got a 67 (causing the 'in danger of failing' comment) Well, Friday I took Sarah to Fat Pipe to meet all my Fat Pipeian friends. She met Nick, Gustif, Sal, and others. Um, well, we went back to my house, and the celebrations continued! Me and friends went to dinner at Tai Show Hibachi, then the females slept over, and though we thought Tom and Josh could pass for female, they didn't quite cut it. So the next day, everyone went home except Deb. Deb and I took got ready, and were gonna hang around my house until the ETID show, but my dad wanted to take my brother to Homecoming (which we found out later actually wasn't homecoming) so he decided to take us with him. I found out that Liz makes for a very interesting cheerleader and that Sal looks quite the sexy one in a marching band outfit. The ETID show was really good, and I had downloaded the Hot Damn cd only a few weeks before it, so atleast I knew who I was going to see. Yeah...it was yummy. Then, Mike, me, and Deb went back to Deb's. Deb invited Sal and his friends, but they ditched us for fast food. So Meaghan and her posse came over and slept over later into the evening. We stayed up all night gossiping, painting each others nails, and listening to Brittany Spears! (just kidding...well, except for the Brittany Spears thing =D) Today, Deb and I went to the thingy at some park to sell rafle (not spelled correctly) tickets at something. Then hung with Meaghan. Shit, g2g bye.

My comp sucks

Mon, 27 Sep 2004 00:08:20 GMT

So today I woke up at 11:30 when Brian called. No, the phone didn't wake me up. What woke me up was my mom walking into my room and telling Brian, "Nope, she's dead to the world..." then left my room. I opened my eyes after she shut the door, tried to go back to sleep, realized it wasn't working, and got up to piss. I didn't actually start my day until 3, when I went to AJ's house to meet up with him and Brian after I had done all my homework/chores. I had brought my ignition pad and was gonna go play DDR in AJ's house all day, when my mom says to me, "Want me to drive you 3 to Fat Pipe?" so I'm like, "Alrighty then. I'll go get them." so we went to Fat Pipe until 5:30 when my mom drove them back to AJ's and I went home to eat chinese food and steal pictures of retreat from Alyssa so I can put them on my LJ. It isn't really stealing, though, because I spent most of the trip stealing her camera and taking a lot of the pictures. =D So, if I finish putting them on Photobucket before I have to get off (which is unlikely) then you will get them tonight. If not, you have to wait until next weekend.

<3

Today isn't really worth updating about, but what the hey

Sun, 26 Sep 2004 05:18:32 GMT

Josh came over last night. We jammed for a while, then walked to 7-11, where I was fasting so I just got a bottle of water. He, on the other hand, got like a slurpee and goldfish and mentos and was eating them in front of me. He's so mean ='( Well, we sat by the water and it almost felt like retreat all over again.

Today, I went shopping with my mommy because I love her and she buys me stuff. First, I found out I had a $50 to Abercrombie so I said mom, lets go to Abercrombie. You never know, they might have decent jeans there or something. And so I did find a pair of sick jeans, and a collared shirt for school so I don't have to wear Lands' End every day aleast, and then mom bought me a pair of blue Diesel shoes, which are very pretty, and make up. Which looks amazing as long as I don't put a ton of eye shadow on, which is what she did -_-

Came home, broke fast, then went to the mall with Sam and Lisa! Then we went to Fat Pipe where Lauren joined us, hung out there, and then I went to AJ's where I played DDR on his new metal pad, which I have officially fallen in love with <3<3<3 I was supposed to sleep over AJ's, but my dad just showed up, so I went home. If Mike feels like coming over now, I might go for a walk with him. It's always prettiest out at 1:15 in the morning ^_^

Sat, 25 Sep 2004 14:09:46 GMT

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haul
cheapjew13 goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as A llama.
_cherrykkiss tricks you! You get a clothespin.
_gardenstate gives you 5 red coffee-flavoured jelly beans.
call_me_muffin tricks you! You get a used tissue.
everybodyzxfool gives you 12 light yellow tropical-flavoured nuggets.
hand_grenade_ tricks you! You get an eraser.
perishinflames gives you 17 purple watermelon-flavoured gummies.
sexmeup___x gives you 11 light blue spearmint-flavoured miniature candy bars.
x13thvendetta gives you 12 light orange banana-flavoured gummy bats.
x_xraindropsx_x gives you 17 green spearmint-flavoured gummy fruits.
xxxhthgrlxxx gives you 16 teal coffee-flavoured gummy bats.
cheapjew13 ends up with 90 pieces of candy, a clothespin, a used tissue, and an eraser.
Go trick-or-treating! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.

And so the fasting continues while my mom takes me shopping for make-up. She thinks it's about time I grew up -_- I'll give you a recap on yesterday and what happens today tonight.

Does anyone wanna hang out with a hungry Jess? Please call with plans!!!!!

Yeah...um...yeah.

Sun, 12 Sep 2004 04:01:27 GMT

I don't know what to update about. I don't feel like talking about school, and well, there really is nothing else to talk about. So I'll talk about...um...some other stuff. I went to karate today, where I took class (grappling) then did some birthday party thing, of which I usually make $20/30 in tips, but she was stingy so I got $10. W/e, money's money. Well, I went home for a bit after that, tried to get a hold of Frankie to hang out with him, I mean, god knows how long it's been since I've seen that kid. When I finally gave up trying to get a hold of him, I went to FP. Um, there were people there, as usual, so I hung around. Chrisanthabob looked quite the sexy one in her new outfit. It seemed like everyone had someone tonight. Like, even this 11th grade loser (who is actually a pretty cool kid) was eating some girls face off all night. I have like the image of the perfect guy for me in the back of my mind, but it's like I know I'll never find him, so it will remain in the back of my mind. I dunno how this sounds, but it's like I was someone to fall for me so I can fall for them. I dunno if that makes sense, but I need someone to need me. I'm so fucking weak, I don't know...I'm just...no one wants me. I don't blame them. I mean, sure I come along as the conceited type, and yeah, I have my conceited moment (and many of those), but in general, I really don't like me all that much, and I know no one else really does either, and I guess if I'm looking at myself the same way they're looking at me, then I can't blame them for not liking me. I just feel like I need something permanent in my life. I want someone I can love. I want someone who will sit with me in complete silence and hold me, to make me feel like I belong somewhere. Right now, I dont know where that it. I need someone. I really do. I need to belong to someone and I need someone to belong to me. I'm probably repeating myself, but I REALLY need something permanent in my life. <3

Mall + Jenna's Part-e!

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 00:30:49 GMT

Ok, so as planned, I met Travis and his friends at the mall and Deb came along. I bought socks, so now in LuHi, I can walk around in my neon socks and neon converse! Yay for neon! From the mall, Deb's mom picked us up and drove me to Jenna's. That was fun. I hung out with...um...too many people to name, and I don't want to be yelled at for forgetting someone. So in general, everyone was there. Josh and Tom were supposed to come along with a rather large possie (is that spelled right?), but they couldn't get a ride. Nothing's ever the same without Josh and Tom! ='(. So yeah, and Chris and I are cool again, and Monkey was there and made me warm when I was cold (which was most of the night). I had to leave early because I have school tomorrow. The bus comes at 6:30, so I need to wake up at 5:30, which totally blows. It just...sucks. I'm ready to go back to school, because I am now kinda getting bored of summer. I nwant something consistant to do every day, and if it wasn't for the work that came with school, school would be perfect!...then again, school sucks. Did anyone understand that? So yeah, if my mom lets me, which she most likely will, I will be going to Fat Pipe directly from school tomorrow just to see who still goes there. I'll still be in my uniform, because I'm way too lazy to change, so that might be kinda embarrasing :-[

The summer went by so fucking quickly...

A play by play of my day

Mon, 06 Sep 2004 01:24:52 GMT

Ok. Here's what I did and what I was listening to while I was doing it!
I woke up to the morning to...Danielle's country. Just kidding, I woke up to silence. We went on the computer until like 1:30, then we took showers. That was done listening to Atreyu and Avenged Sevenfold. Then, Danielle's dad drove me to the airport. Danielle came, also. The car ride was silence. At the airpoert, I walked through the airport listening to Less Than Jake. I ate lunch listening to Deb talking, which was probably louder than my music =P I came back to my gate to board my plane, and I was flying Biz class, behotch! Well, that was enjoyable. I slept the first hour of the flight. I fell asleep listening to the Mighty Mighty Bosstones and woke up listening to Sublime. I turned off my music and read for like a half an hour, then switched back to my cd player, in which I put in my Warning cd (Green Day). Listened to like half of that cd, then went back to reading until my plane landed. When the plane landed, I put my headphones back on, listening to the Bouncing Souls. I got off the plane listening to One Man Army. I met up with my mom and dad listening to Duane Peters and the Hunns. In the car, I put in a cd, and my mom said, "What is this crap? Put something else in." The crap she was reffering to was Die, Die My Darling by the Misfts. So I took that out and put in the Grateful Dead, so that wasn't bad at all =D
I'm home now, listening to the Grateful Dead (too lazy to change my cd). As soon as my mom and dad get home, my plans are to head over to Lisa's for a SUPER SLEEPOVER!!! with Lisa, Sam, Lauren, and Deb!!! W00T!!! Tomorrow, I plan on hanging out with Travis and then, if Jenna's having that party she's telling me about, going to Jenna's party. I feel bad that I didn't get to see Josh and Tom today, but I will see them on Tuesday in Religion! LuHi will never be the same with the 3 of us going...oh boy, this is gonna be an adventure.

(Oh yeah, I just changed my cd to Atreyu.)

<3

Sun, 05 Sep 2004 04:18:29 GMT

Ok, so today, Danielle, Stanley, and I all went to 6 Flags. A lot of Danielle's friends came also, but I think they were scared of me, so I didn't bother hanging out with them, and neither did Danielle ^_^ That was fun, we brought her camera, but only took a few pictures. I'm not even going to bother putting them in here because the best 3 are of me sleeping in the car on the way home and I didn't even know they were being taken. All I know is I woke up to Danielle blasting Green Day in the car, and as soon as I opened my eyes, she took a picture, and that was really wierd. Then I went back to sleep. I <3 naps.

We went out to dinner with Stanley and my 2 cousins, who were extremely annoying the entire day. My cousin Ben kept asking me all day to buy him toys and crap at Six Flags and I was like no it's my money. Use your own...so he did. Even Stanley found them annoying, and he doesn't "get angered" (says Danielle) So yeah, I'm still in Georgia and it's been fun, but I'll be home tomorrow at 7 (ish) so gimme a call around 4-4:30. I'll be waiting for my plane around then.

Happy one year since we've gone out, Sal.

<3

tom is the sex

Sat, 04 Sep 2004 05:37:26 GMT

first of all id like to start this journal entry off saying that tom is so mother fucking hot and jess (me) wants to bang him while listeing to green day.

Jess- That's Gabbi. Danielle's little sister.
Tom- i think ill have some cake

Jess- Gabbi has a way with words
Tom- does anyone notice the pooh bib, pooh was the shit

Jess- Danielle and I both always loved food, but she was always the wierd one who ate green paint...
Tom-no comment

Jess-This is deff. the scariest picture I have ever seen of gabbi she looks possessed o.0
Tom- i think she wants the yellow thing

Jess- danielle's always been a hick, even when she was little
danielle's comment: He thinks my tractor's sexy(some country lingo)
Tom- ride dat tracta

Jess- Gabbi turned into this. How cute is she?!
Tom- cute or sadistic

Jess- see ive always been sexy
Tom- future playboy model

Jess- Now that is sibling love! <3 <3 <3
Tom- too much love

Jess- This is some drunk lady at Danielle's cousin's house. She is just one of the many drunk, crazy people of the age of 50 or over. (actually, she was the only drunk one who wasn't middle aged)
Tom- jess in the future

Jess- And again, my mother dresses me in another faggy sweatshirt (note the pea green patches)
Tom- im diggin the sweater

Jess- I swear, I was always dressed in flowers...
Tom- jess finally got caught for prostitution and drugs

Jess- Danielle's Dad is one happenin' dude \m/ -_- \m/
Tom- its ozzy before the drugs

uhh yea

Jess- my brother MAXXIE
Tom- by far the coolest little brother i have ever met. he said lauren had a big vagina.

Jess- i loved that pail
Tom- jess was never a sharer

Jess- i love my hat
Tom- how romantic

Jess- did i mention i want to bang this kid

GEORGIA TOMORROW!!!

Fri, 03 Sep 2004 04:55:59 GMT

I'M GOING TO GEORGIA TOMORROW! Oh, and nothing happened today. I played my guitar all day, then my mom had an end of the summer BBQ at night, in which I BBQed steak and chicken and everyone told me how amazing it was, and I ate it and it was really amazing =D +, my daddy paid me $20 for cooking!

So, I'm just gonna use this thing I found in Sal's LJ to take up space.

Name 3 habits you have:
1)Biting my fingertips
2)Biting my lips
3)cracking my knuckles

Name four scents you love:
1)My dad's PJ's
2)Vanilla incents
3)Chlorine (pools)
4)My band tee shirts after my brother wears them for the day

Name something you'd never wear:
...a bunny costume.

Name 3 animals you like:
1)Lambs
2)Dogs
3)Frogs

Name four television shows you love:
1)Ed, Edd, and Eddy
2)Family Guy
3)Trigun
4)Whatever happens to be on Fuse

Name 2 bands/genres/artists most people don't know you like:
The Greatful Dead and The Allman Brothers

Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:
1)Nestea Iced Tea
2)Sprite
3)Snapple Orangeade

a random fact about yourself:
I have a hole in the back of my brain (well, it's filled now)

a random fact about your family:
My brother is the coolest person ALIVE. My dad gives me money behind my mommy's back. My mommy is generally a very cool person, but very strict on who I hang out with and...well, she's very strict in general.

Have you ever...
1)Fallen for your Best Friend? Yeah...
2)Made out with JUST a friend? Nope.
3)Been rejected or heartbroken? Nope and yup.
4)Been in love? Mhm.
5)Been in lust? Um...I dunno what that means =P
6)Used someone? Nu-uh.
7)Been used? I dunno = /
8)Cheated on someone? Mhm, after I was told he was cheating on me.
9)Been cheated on? Probably. To this day I don't know the truth ='(
10)Done something you regret? Nope. Everything has to happen for a reason. Nothing really to regret.

Who was the last person..
11)You touched? My little bro
12)You talked to? My Dad
13)You hugged? My little bro
14)You instant messaged? Travis
15)You yelled at? My Mom
16)You laughed with? My little bro
17)You had a crush on? Chris
18)Who broke your heart? Same as above.

Do you:
19)Color your hair? Yeah, blonde highlights
20)Have tattoos? Nope
21)Piercings? Mhm, 3
22)Own a web cam? Nope, I'm WAY too cheap
23)Have aol? Used too, but not now
24)What should you be doing right now? Finishing burning my cds for Georgia
25)What are you listening to? All My Best Friends Are Metalheads-Less Than Jake
27)Chicken or fish? Fish.
28)Do you have a favorite animal? Lambs!!!
29)Is ice cream the best thing in the world? Depends on the flavor.

1. What would your dream date be? A rented movie on the couch then a walk holding hands at midnight.
3. Silver, gold or platinum? Silver.
4. Candle lit dinner in a restaurant or at home? Home.
6. Silly or serious romance? Serious.
7. Marvin Gaye or Barry White? Um...um...::silence::...
8. Do you consider yourself:
Romantic? I can be, but I'm too shy. If it's the right moment, it will come out.
Snotty? Nu-uh.
Quiet? Depends on who I'm hanging out with...
Boring? Nah, not when I'm being happy and spontanious, which I usually am.
Funny? Yup =D

Have you ever...
Dissected something? Hells yeah!
Drank fluids? Depends...fluids from where? ; )
Kissed someone? Just a tap :-[ But I have been kissed, so I kissed back.
Missed someone? Yeah...I do now...
Told someone you love them? Yeah...a few times...same person though = /
Talked to someone you have a crush on? Mhm.
What CD is in your CD player right now? Some Ska mix I made yesterday

Q. Favourite song? When I Come Around-Green Day (some things never change =D)
Q. What is your shoe size? Men's 7 1/2-8
Q. What will you be when you grow up? Pediatrician (argh, I can't even spell it)
Q. What are you doing right now? Talking to Travis about dying my pubes blue =P

Now I know you all love me ^_^

Thu, 02 Sep 2004 04:22:25 GMT

Brownie- Your like a brownie you melt on people and
people stick to you your kind and affectionate.
Your a good listener whether you know it or not
and people look up to you no matter how they
act everybody has a place for you in their
heart.

JUNK FOOD QUIZ! What junk best decribes you?
brought to you by Quizilla

...

Wed, 01 Sep 2004 04:27:14 GMT

Nothing to update about accept the mall. Went to the mall and met up with camp friends. The best part was when Sam and I went into Bebe (she forced me to go) and she was like, "Oh god, mediums are so small." so I pick one up and hold it to my body and it's huge on me and she's like, "Well, your gross. You need to eat more food." Meanwhile, every day at camp, on a regular diet, I would eat double what she would eat. So I was like, "Yeah...uh huh..." So we go into abercrombie for children and she holds a small up to me and it fits me perfectly and she was like, "Ugh...you disgust me...stupid anny...eat food..." That was funny =P

Then, I came home. And that was my awfully exciting day.

<3

FUCKING AMAZING SHOW!

Tue, 31 Aug 2004 04:49:13 GMT

The Catch 22 show was abso-fucking-lutely amazing. I came home covered in my sweat and many other peoples sweat and took a shower right away. My legs have never been so fucking sore, and it was soooo fucking worth it.

Enough said.

This is what happens when I get a lunch break.

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 17:06:27 GMT

Fight Club!

What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
brought to you by Quizilla

^^not hungry and bored on my lunch break -_-

CATCH 22 TOMORROW!

Mon, 30 Aug 2004 03:56:20 GMT

Woke up, and went on AIM. Took a shower, and called Jenna. Jenna and I met Sal and his friend at the mall. Sal bought a penis piniata. That was awkward. Jenna and I bumped into Teena, Kevin, Dib, Dana, and many others on Sunrise Highway, so we all went to AJ's where we sat outside his house until his parents got home to tell us AJ wasn't home. So, we begin to walk back to Fat Pipe when Dib's brother (the coolest person I have ever met) sees us and pulls over. He drives us to the park, and lets us drive around the park. It was soooo fucking cool. I got to drive 2 times =D Dib, if you read this, tell your brother I think he is by far the coolest person alive. So, then, we went to Fat Pipe as planned. I was only there for an hour before I died of boredom. And went home. To go on the computer and talk to my friends from Fat Pipe -_-

CATCH 22 SHOW TOMORROW! IT'S GONNA BE AMAZING!!!!!

<3

Amazing Day!

Sat, 28 Aug 2004 06:20:56 GMT

H'ok. So. Today was quite interesting. It started off with Me, Tom, and Josh swimmin' and a swimmin' in my pool. We got wet. Tom says it was an amazing day because I took off his clothes and touched his ball (do not ask). Then, Lauren came over and joined us in our swimming escapades. Then, we decided we didn't want to swim anymore, so we decided to wash our hair. My mommy wasn't home, so we all took a shower...together. Tom shampoo-pooed my hair, so I shampoo-pooed his hair also. I put conditioner in Tom's hair, and when it dried, it was puffy. I put conditioner in my own hair, and when it dried, it came out normal ^_^
Tom's boxers and socks were all wet because he went in the pool with his boxers on and he decided to wear my red converse in the pool because he's all trendy like that. So, he wore a complete outfit of Jess. The only thing of mine he didn't wear was his own shoes, and that's because he wore my converse in the pool. He wore my jeans and my fave ATAL shirt, my tuxedo jacket, my checkerboard socks (fave socks) and my spongebob boxers. I was gonna offer my bra, but I think he's a AA ^_^
So we all went to Lauren's. That was exciting. We didn't stay in her house long. We grabbed the camera and headed out on our long journey to...no where. We went to Tower Records because that is Lauren's home and no one wants to be away from home for that long. It is sad. So, after we took some random pictures in Tower Records, we went to get pizza because we were all hungry. At the pizza place, we ate pizza.
Then, we went to the mall where I finally got my TBS sweatshirt that I have been saving to get for...I dunno. A few days. Tom bought a white belt. He was wearing it over his other belt. Lauren was going to get earings, but she didn't have enough money ='(
We walked back to Lauren's house from the mall, where we got a sexy picture of the fruit punch dude, more commonly known as "the Guy", standing on Tom's crotch. Now that was one sexy picture. We also got a nice picture of Tom with his long rod or him doing a pole dance. Too dark to tell. We passed a sign that said Big Daddy's, and well, that was fun ; )
We got back to Lauren's house and uploaded the pics below in her journal. Then, Tom took off his pants and I took off my shirt and we played with care bears. That was also quite enjoyable. However, those pictures are deleted. Note: The Rugrats was on in the background.
And the car ride home...well, we get in the car, and this is how it played out, basically:
Jess: Dad, I finally got that TBS sweatshirt I was saving up for.
Dad: Did you Jew him into it?
Jess: Yeah! I saved 7 bucks 8 ) and I found a penny to add to my penny jar on the way there!
Dad: Nice!
And basically, Tom almost shat his pants, and I was laughing really hard until I realized the pants Tom would be shatting in were mine X D Not to mention my dad brought his drunk friend for the ride. That was interesting.
When we got back to my house, the first thing my dad's friend Eliot said to him was, "Dude, are you wearing her jeans? No, take them off now before I throw up on you." So we ran up to my room and we switched pants and shirts and that was that. Tom went home, and Lauren is sleeping over. Not to mention Eliot later came up to Lauren and me whilst me were on the computer and brought us into my dad's room, where he put a bottle of lube and a condem in one of my dad's good work suits and in another on of his suits he put a pair of my mom's underwear, just as a friendly surprise -_- (he also put a condem on the dessert platter my mom made, and it was quite hilarious) Then, at 11:30 PM, I asked my daddy if I could go to 7-11 with Lauren to get slurpees, and when he was hesitant, Eliot jumped in and said, "He has a stick up his ass. Here's $5. Go." so we did. And when we came back, (40 minutes later) no one was here except for my family, and that's no fun. Bye bye Eliot ='(
Well, Lauren and I are now going to go downstairs because my hands are getting tired, and well, Tom would have been able to sleep over if my dad really thought he was gay ^_^
P.S. Lauren promised I can have her boob fat when she gets breast reductions! Yay!

tom got into jess's pants today(and shirt, socks, boxers, jacket and hat)

jess is a man today in toms clothes

remember to clean up your bitch

tom and jess's hot asses

tom is blessing jess notice the godly light

jess being the true jew she is

and she finally got the penny

tom had to tinkle

tom by a sign?

tom found a paddle

jess decides to spank tom with the paddle

toms a thinker

"the guy" on toms weenie

tom has a long rod

by the end of the night tom and jess decided to take it to the next level

fin

Lauren had oreos ^_^

Fri, 27 Aug 2004 04:25:54 GMT

My dad woke me up at 7 this morning for work when I was being picked up at 9, so I was ready by 7:30 and had nothing to do. So, I ripped my sheet off my bed and spent litterally an hour running around my house screaming, "YAY! I HAVE A SHEET! YAY! YAY! YAY!" I had a half an hour breakfast after that, then I went to work. After work, I was dropped directly off at Ms. Lauren's house where we walked to the mall and Tower Records. We ate pizza. It was very yummy-ful. Today, Lauren and I learned many valuable lessons. For instance, make sure you have your period before you get raped. And don't wear tampons, because it feels like you have a huge cotton swab up your vagina, which is true, but it is as painful as it sounds (which is pretty god damn painful) We also learned not to read a packet of candy while walking, for you might walk into a pole. Oh yeah, at the mall, we saw Steven and his friends. Steven spilled soda on himself and we laughed while he cleaned it up. I LOVE YOU STEVEN! Well, I went out to dinner with my family, and when we left, my dad stopped and got into a truck. I was like, "Wait...we don't own a truck..." turns out, he has purchased a 2005 volvo truck. The got the first shipment ^_^ We feel cool. It has like a dvd player and like you can switch it from manual to automatic or vice versa and many other things. He said he wants to make sure I have a safe car I can learn to drive in, for I will be driving soon! Well, 2 years, but that's not a lot of time! So now, I know I will own an AMAZING car when I can drive! And the back seats both fold up so you have this HUGE trunk which could come in handy ; )

Well, when I got home, Lauren went insane with...insanity. We had an interesting conversation about me getting cancer from receiving oreos throught the computer, and I was jealous because I love food and she's eating oreos and I don't want cancer ='(

Josh and Tom are coming over tomorrow and it's gonna be fun. Then, we are meeting Sal and Lauren at Lauren's house because, well, we are too cool not too =D

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Meh...

Wed, 25 Aug 2004 05:30:56 GMT

Work with Deb...Roosevelt field mall (I want that TBS sweatshirt...)then home before I had to run out to an Allman Brothers concert at Jones Beach. I must say, I was deff. impressed with the guitarists, especially the 23 year old one, but I didn't really like the music. Like, I like the who, and Yes, and the Grateful Dead, but I don't like the Allman Brothers, so basically, I just sat there with my headphones and watched the guitarist while listening to The Early November. That was my day.

I came to realize that over the past few days or so, I have gotten much more mature. Like, I feel kinda calmer. I don't know how to describe it. I just feel like I've grown up in a sense, not really physically, but deff. mentally, and I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing. = /

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Oklahoma!!!

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 04:21:32 GMT

My dad is short like 4 secretaries today, so his personal secretary was under a ton and a half of stress doing her work and everyone else's work. I felt bad, and went into work for 6 hours today. Made $30, then came home for a while before I headed over to Brandon's house where AJ and I experienced Oklahoma!!!!! Lolz haha I love you, lil' bro. That was my day.

I've been thinking a lot about everything lately...like what would have happened to my friends if I hadn't left for camp...would they have changed or could I have saved them? Seemed like I don't even know half my friends anymore.

Sam, feel better. (and pray you didn't give your disease to me)

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I'M HOME!!!!!

Mon, 23 Aug 2004 05:44:02 GMT

Incase you didn't realize, I'm back from camp. I've been home for a few days. Anyway, today I spent all day in the pool with Sam and Lisa and then we walked to get lunch and we got my mommy some wonton soup because she isn't feeling good. Well, my mommy was sooooo happy she had soup because then Lisa and Sam went back to Lisa's for a bit and my mommy drove me to Fat Pipe. That was nice of her because I kept saying, "No, mom. Stay in bed and finish your soup. It's only a 15 minutes walk." So she was like, "No, that soup made me feel better. You'll get there faster if I drive you." She even let Lisa and Sam come over to watch a movie and Mike Agnone and I walked home from Fat Pipe. We never actually watched the movie, though. Um...Lisa and Sam left and I came upstairs to go on the computer for some Stepmania and IMing. I have work tomorrow at like 7 in the morning, so I don't know why I'm not sleeping right now =D

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CAMP TOMORROW!!!!!

Mon, 26 Jul 2004 03:50:31 GMT

CAMP TOMORROW! I'M SO FUCKING EXCITED! I FUCKING LOVE CAMP! Ok. My address:

Jess Braunstein- G9-1
Camp Echo
210 Echo Road
PO Box 105
Burlingham, NY 12722

The email is weird. It's mailbox@campecho.com, but I dunno where you fit my name in. I guess you put my name as the subject or something =/ Whatever. Camp will be amazing and I will write to who I have the addresses of. That is: Nick, Kelly, Chris, Kevin, Leah, Deb, Sam, Lisa, AJ, and Mike. I need to go to sleep now. Tomorrow's gonna be a huge day. I'll see everyone again in a month!

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...::sigh::...

Wed, 21 Jul 2004 02:53:47 GMT

Amazing night. I'm been waiting for the day I was happy again...um...yeah! I feel soooo soooo horrible about Kevin...dude, I really want you as a friend...I really do...please don't be mad at me...

On a further note, I have a fever. Turns out, I've had a fever, but I didn't realize. Like, I was all dizzy, and I thought I was just tired, but it was a fever the whole time. I just took motrin, and I'm sweating like a fucking pig. Wait...pigs don't sweat..oh well. Well, I wanna go put my PJ's now so I don't get sick germs on my new totally radical outfit! Peace owt, nigga!

I love you...I really do...

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CLOTHES!!!!!

Tue, 20 Jul 2004 03:02:51 GMT

I GOT NEW CLOTHES!!!!! YAY! I got a new pair of shorts, a new button up shirt, and a new band shirt (Bad Religion) that I wore for like 3 hours today, so I'm gonna wear it with the shorts and button up tomorrow. I dunno what I'm doing yet tomorrow... I think I'm going to Jenna's with Dibius, but Ciliberti wants to hang out...and I love both of them to death...whatever. These shorts are really comfy...=D...I'm talking to Tom now, and he's more interesting than this livejournal, so byebye!

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